Dark Goose Gramps Everon Edit

Conflict PVE

Corporal Daisy adjusted her headset with a clumsy hoof. The objective was simple: secure the farmhouse on Everon. "Moo-ve out," she radioed to her squad of Holsteins. As enemy fire erupted across the Arma Reforger server, Bessie panicked, mashing the keyboard with her snout and accidentally calling in an artillery strike on their own pasture. The squad respawned, chewing their cud in silent frustration. Next time, they agreed, they would stick to standard infantry roles.